emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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"Dreams, dreams. I walk them; I live them. I delude myself with them. It’s a wonder I can spot reality anymore."

— Richelle Mead, Spirit Bound (via ecouri)

p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

acceptexoasyoursaviors:

Brah

"Storytelling is a political act. It’s making sense of the world and ourselves, and like every other kind of sense-making, it’s as political as it is personal and vice-versa. There is no distinction to be made between the political and the personal. Writing of any kind is political. It’s claimsmaking regarding reality and how to interpret it. Because whenever we’re faced with these things, we’re faced with fundamental truths regarding how creation makes and unmakes the world, regarding whose voices are amplified and whose are lost, between who gets to speak and who is literally silenced."

— sunny moraine in 'the politics have always been there' (via elucipher)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

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im not kidding

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

sosuperawesome:

A flower for Na’omi by Alissandra Seelaus
A flower for Juliana by Nargol Arefi
A flower for Ruth by Deanna Staffo
A flower for Christiana by Nancy Liang
A flower for Lugwa by Vikki Chu
A flower for Naomi by Kelly Lasserre
A flower for Mary by Kirsty Hambrick
A flower for Awa by Joyce Hesselberth
A flower for Saratu by Mathilde Aubier
A flower for Confort by Seo Kim

http://bloomsofnigeria.tumblr.com/

Tribute illustrations commissioned for each of the 180 kidnapped Nigerian girls whose names are currently available to the public. Nearly 300 young women are still missing. A summary of what has happened can be found here.

Blooms of Nigeria is not a charity but if you would like to help, we highly recommend donating to organizations such as Girl Rising, which provides services to help provide education to girls all over the world

Blooms of Nigeria is a collaborative art project organized and curated by illustrators Rebecca Bradley and Janna Morton. All work is copyrighted to their respective owners.

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

HW